A hoy hoy :D
I am Kimberleys concience. Cause i ALWAYS know whats right. YEE
Blue Waffles
"Whats a blue waffle. Kerry?" i hear you ask..
Well, Kimberley told me this actually,
Waffle is a slang word for vagina
and Blue Waffle is a slang word for a serious vaginal disease..And no im not a gross lesbian pervert.
When i talk about a Blue Waffle, Im talking about someone in particular. Its a metaphor? Personification? I dont know i suck at poetry.. lets see
Little birdie in the sky
The messenger of the sky
Then something splat in my eye
Jeeze, I thank the lord that cows dont fly
*clap clap clap*
;)
Back to the Blue Waffle..
I dont know this Blue Waffle well.. So i'll try not to be too judgemental..
The Blue Waffle is supposed to be a kniving creature and is to be feared at all times. It has connections.. and i'm talking about Mr.Candycane-ties-are-awesome and Mrs.Im-fat-and-i-waddle. :O Scary aye?
So as Kimson's concience, i'll just have to tell her to stay away.. abstinence is key.. and the same goes with KimsonII.. Not too close there. LOL
Yeah, anyone who follows my Talks is a loser and should get a life cause im gonna be writing about random shit and dorky things..
p.s
If anyones gonna insult me.. ill just beat you to it
Im a loser, dork and i have no life, yes its hard to take me seriously and yes, my face will blind you. I'm a terrible person and you hate me and im gay. That it? so HA BITCHES I BEAT YOU TO IT, NOW GO HAVE A CRY
Your mum is cooler than me ;)
-KERRY
so you'd think that it being the last week of school, nothing happens yeah? everything's gay and we all just can't wait until the holidays start. wrong.
man, who the hell gets high in the morning =='' laughing at random shit, thats probably not all that funny o.o ''CHECK IT LADIES~'' -shows tigger bandaid on my ankle- ==
wang and esther ....==''
''kim, you're so gay''
ngegh, i now i laugh loud, so everyone turns their head xD even that ''certain someone'' looks up to see what the rackets about. -sighs- i can't help it,
oh and last night i had like this epic dream, and it so totally worked in my head. so i turned my ''epic dream'' into a ''master plan'' that will most definitely work, it better xD
i even gained the help of esther 8D (damnit she bribed me ==)
did i mention talkin to that major poof today ? yeah, whatta poof(:
goshh~ i didnt see my sunshine today D;
actually, it really was quite an ordinary day. school goes on...
LAST MONDAY OF THE YEAR!!~ OH YEAH BABY~
i'm counting down, 3 more days of gayshieeet =X
and then school's over for `O9, oh yeahh
too look forward to tmrw, seeing mr. poof maybe? MY SUNSHINEEEEE(:, commerce party xD and OH-EM-GEE evil witch at swimming.
omg, so gay that i wouldn't be looking forward to ToT
goodnightt~ blogg
Kimberley
hey, i doubt i'd get any followers, but this shit is weird. everyone's got it. why not try it? always try the new stuff. so like yeah, live life as it comes.
ok seeing as this is my first blog,i should probably cut it short. wanna edit and crap. sounds fun sorta?
Kimberley☺
